I before E
except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour
#and caffeine-strung atheists reinventing protein at their leisure #plebeians may deign to forfeit #either that or seize the language and reinvent it
fuck the english language
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
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Oh my God. XD
Hahahahaha
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all i want is pizza and high self esteem
hello
hello
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O M G
O M F G
Not sure if “O M G” because boner or because that “Delta Psi Beta” shirt looks like Tony’s Arc Reactor and the sweat suit guy looks like Steve…
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This baby owl hit our window. Gave us this look the whole time - Imgur
YOUR FORCEFIELD DISPLEASES ME
AS DOES YOUR INTERIOR DECORATING
HELP I AM CRY
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dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
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Can we just have a moment of silence for those poor teens whose parents monitor their internet usage
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my grandpa lost his glasses today
how eyeronic
i love eye humor
20/20 would recommend
i stole my grandpa’s glasses for this joke please love me
update: he gave me $20 for finding them
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son these grades are unacceptable
well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad
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men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day
OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT
AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM
BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE
THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”
I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
heroes
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